terrifictaylor: uhhohsteph: mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact Holler. word up.
guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
guys: ew, fat chicks
No matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this...– Creed Bratton, The Office (via amandainthesky)
It’s so strange how you can come home one day and it doesn’t feel like home anymore. Even while you’re still living there. You just know with every single part of your being that it’s not where you belong anymore. I got my acceptance into UCF today so everything is officially coming together. I’m scared and I’m excited and I’m feeling all of these things...
It kills me when I want to say certain things, but I have absolutely no idea how to express any of it or make people interested in it. I really just feel like I need to be heard.
There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met, and 195 countries...– Unknown (via garcode)
This guy from work that likes to flirt a lot was texting me and I mentioned something about me hurting my back yesterday and he said..”Mmm. Can I do anything for you?” And I said “Ha. No. Anything any man could do for me, I can do for myself..and probably better”. He shut up really quick.
When you get a birthday card with no money inside,
fuckyeahlaughters: and you know they got money. hahahah
extrasad: i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
sassydragon: “you’re so sweet” how dare you i’m metal as fuck
I put in my two weeks today. My aunt said I could stay with her for a bit in Orlando and she lives ten minutes from Josh and the entire area that I’m comfortable being around. I can’t believe I’ll be gone in close to a month. Most impulsive decision I’ve made in so long.
buttsdotcom: I need to lose 30 pounds in today
I’ve spent so long telling myself that maybe I don’t get certain things in my relationship because I don’t deserve them, but the truth is I do deserve them. I deserve to be romanced every once in a while. I deserve to be asked how my day was and listen instead of interrupting everything I have to say to try to get me to stop talking. Maybe it’s the distance wearing us...